- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

the bible

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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