Jovan

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civil rights

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Racial Equality

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

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