- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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