Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock come in.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Poop

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Anti Joke

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