- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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