- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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