- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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