- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What is green and slow Grass.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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