what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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so the weather's nice...

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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An anti-joke

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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