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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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