Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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People with cancer.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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