Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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no rasist joks

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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