Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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