Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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A man goes to the potty.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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anus

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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