where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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how much fish could a chicken

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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