Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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69 :)

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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hey, my names mark.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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