how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what is orange? an orange

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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