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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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