Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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THE END.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Women's rights...

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