A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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tims sty:)

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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