Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

knock knock come in!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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