What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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