- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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