- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your mom.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

42, that is all

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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