- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Tough crowd tonight...

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Safe sex MR

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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