Please? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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