- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Tough crowd tonight...

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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