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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Women outside of the kitchen.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Tony Romo

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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