what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

National security?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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