- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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