What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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