* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Anti Joke

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