- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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