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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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