nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Hello.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

2 + 2 = 4

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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