- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

So I was walking down the road today

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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