- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.