- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

the holocaust

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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