I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Basically copying you.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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