- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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