- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's circular and round A circle

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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