I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Hello.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

NEVER

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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