"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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