What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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knock knock no ones home

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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