- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A man makes a sandwich.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Your grandma's cookies.

speech and debate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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