- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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