Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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WHAT????

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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