A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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42, that is all

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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