This is my favorite antijoke.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A dyslexic blind man

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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