- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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